long time..

i have been busy with work, school, rehersal, other random crap, and when i do have free time, my parents are on the computer. so shaddup!

*memories*
last night i started getting some memorys of my freind david, one of my favorites being the time my dog ate his bird. i look back and laugh, but it was pretty sad at the time. speaking of pets, i really want the tortoise at the pet store, how cool would that be, a pet tortoise?! and they live for hundreds of years, so it would make a great family heirloom, and sice they can do whatever to turtle shells so they don't rot (dry them out???) so when it died, that generation could still keep the shell. and they would have a reason to keep it, since it is a family herloom, it would be encrusted with jewels. HORRAY! unfortunatly, the tortoise costs 140 bucks, not including food and so on. of course it would not need a coniner, sice it is a family heirloom, and i wil teach it to poop a certain place. horray.

also, i never had a chance to use the self centered idea to find out who joah likes, so im just ganna come clean and tell him i like him.

what to talk about...

well today was totaly boring... im so tired and what not. so yea, lame day. in orchestra we got our pal mickey, who is our mascot. i guess he is cooler than skinny sam, a peice of lamanated paper, but skinny sam had more personality. so other than that, nothing going on in my life. i guess i did decide to take the arrogant self-cenered approach to finding out who Joah likes, but I honestly do think it might be me, not to sound vain or anything, just the way he and everyone who knows acts about it. so yea, other than that, nothing inresting...

just some stuff

Which Animal Is Your Sex Symbol? by antiprep
Name
Age
Gender
Your Animal	Lion(Dominant)
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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13
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Virgin?
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How?	Just by standing there.
Will it be good?	It'll be fucking amazing!
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Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupation	Graphic Artist
Yearly income	$114,272
Hours per week you work	9
Education	High school graduate
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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
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Element:	Wind
Animal Companion:	Bulldog
Weak against	Lightning
Weapon:	Pistol
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will u have sex with ur crush? by imnotanegro
whats ur name?
how old are you?
who do u like?
are u a virgin?
the date you have sex	March 6, 2006
the date he breaks up with you	October 15, 2007
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Your Love Situation by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...	Sweet
During Lovemaking You Act...	Like a volcano, hot & steamy
Your Partner Is...	Your everything
Your Partner Has Said That You...	Are their favorite person
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote.	"I love thee wild with desire"
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i gots a job now...

yesterday i started working at mi madre's store, i have a feeling this is going to seriously cut into my lazy time. the job is ok i guess but it is only a bunch of middle aged women there. i do know them, but still, no kids, and that means no cute guys to hit on.

speaking of hitting on cute guys i did just that to matt at church today. i am prolly doomed just for that little instance. i mean i was hitting on a guy at church, a strait guy none the less, that is coveting, homosexuality, and in church too. yes, well now is time for trading spaces, i shall be gone.

MOVIE NIGHT!

i really do hate fridays, because i can never do anything so therefore my social life is ultra crappy. ok, so not ultra crappy, but definatly sub-par. anyway, today we watched splendour in the grass. wee. im so glad i whached it since i already know it pretty much line for line. it is also really long, i recomend only people with ALOT of patience watching this movie. i guess bud was kinda cute, i didn't like his eyes much, but and the end he was totaly hot, which is strange cuz im usualy not into grungy dirty guys. whatever. also at michals there was this super hot cowboy working. damn he was hot. this is all i have to say, i think i shall catch up on blogs and go sleeping.

meh...

that is a 'i wish my life were more interesting "meh"' just so you know, really nothing special happened today, im so jelous of dylan who can make even the most mundane things seem interesting.... i think i will make something up

today, when i was in math class i was talking this test, and it was really hard. well i finish the test and stuff and im all like 'WOAH I HOPE I DID GOOD' because i talk in all capital letters now. anyway, i hand in the test and i turn around to my desk, and there is a peanut on my chair. im like 'WOAH, THERE IS A PEANUT ON MY CHAIR, I WONDER WHY' and i look over and there is this squirrel sitting on Megan's head. and she just has this big smile on her face. i have no idea how a squirrel got in my math class, but that doesn't mater cuz i just broke up with my boyfreind.

wow, maybe i should be happy with my dull life, because that story sounded totaly drama queen, especialy the end. but actually i do have a couple true stories. like the other day, my mom comes in the house and hands me some efferdent, im so confused. i don't have dentures, she just gives me this efferdent. yea, she later explained it was for my retainer, but still, i was confused for a while. also, today at rehersal, i was playing with the draw string for the curtain, it has a big metal thingy on the end, so it swings crazily and is fun to play with. anyway, im playing with it, and it swings around the curtain and i hear durran say 'OH CRAP' and i look around to see him removing it from his face with a tramatized look on his face. i scared him with it and hit him in the face, it was hilarious. also that was the only time i heard him talk off stage. he is so quiet, i think he is intimdated by us theatre kids because his grilfreind says he thinks we are weird. i wonder why he tried out for the play if he thinks we are weird. oh well, he is cute so i can fatasize about sucking face with him.

well i think i shall go eat my munchies now, as i am quite hungry.

SEA MONKIES!

horray! my LJ account still exists, but don't worry, i will keep this one for my life, but if you would like to read about my sea monkies go here.

it is very old, but im thinking of getting some new monkies and continuing to update that journal. if the comedy of my monkies is enjoyable to you all i will definatly comence to update, and perhaps move there eventualy...

well about today. i have employed two spies to find out who Joah has a crush on... I can't wait! more drama in other peoples lives... Josiah can no longer go to prom with Molly, since he is going to New York for national dace competiton, and that girl is PISSED. Naomi is naturally quite happy about this arrangement, but *shhh* i didn't tell you that. Also, since Richard isn't going to prom, his special date from New York won't be comming. Well i supose Richard won't be too mad since they will be in NY anyway. But, that means Brittany and Richards plans are ruined. Details: they hate Naomi and don't want her in Josaiah's life or something lame like that, so they set up this huge thing to get Molly to ask Josiah to prom. I dunno how the whole thing goes, but it is very interesting. I really don't know why Richard wants Josiah dating Molly, since Richard wishes Josiah was gay... maybe he is hoping Molly would be a terrible girlfreind.....

ahhh, that feels good to gossip, i wish i had something in MY life to talk about, but i don't... oh well.

today was good

well, it was nothing special, but there wasn't anything especialy terrible about it. rehersal was really fun for some reason, even though nothing special happened. so yea, i really have nothing interesting to talk about. except my munchies... man. so yea i went to the store to get some munchies and now i am eating them... mmmm munchies.

another uneventful day

well today was fairly boring, but i wore some of my new clothes, i have never felt so preppy in my life, but after the sweater got blood on it (i got a frikken bloody nose and it got all over my pants and my sweater) i looked better cuz i was just wearing my blue striped shirt. kim loves buttonup shirts so she thought i was sexy, i think Joah liked it to.

oh yea i also had a bloody nose last night at about 2. well i supose that is this morning. anyway it was really bad and a pain in the butt.

now, ralina's kids are staying over night because my neice is being born tommorow morning. they are adorable but obsessed with video games so i can't do my own thing. but they are asleep, so all is good.

well.... once again i had to do ushering at church. it wasn't so bad, and i got to look at sexy matt again. he is in college and has a bad knee. Well we already are closer than durran and I. then after breakfrast, we went shopping!!! W00T! I got 2 whole new outfits. I think i will buy a brown shirt from the pit, cuz im better than Joah! ok, so he has better fashion but thats because he beats me to EVERYTHING. stupid bitch lol. I also went to Kim's, but we didn't do anything interesting. I feel very content now.

OH hot minister on TV.... damn dad just surfed past. hehe, im just a big slutty loser.

so anyway, the movie is canadan, that explains everything. yea the wild sex goddess tried to send them all up or somthin'. then the main guy grabbed her boobs and she was like 'how dare you tell me to shut up' and a helicopter showed up. then some guy gets out and one of the girls runs up and is like 'AHHHH NICK CARTER' this guy by the way, is not nick carter. then she proceeds to explain that he is not the suprise musical guest, but he was suposed to at one point. and then they all fly away and some fish guy who can't swim chases the bad guy who got abandoned by the boat. the end.

lame movies and more!

ok, so today wasn't bad, went to work call did some stuff. the sewing machine decided it hated me. joah and i got to put up curtains and stuff.

Now i am watching this totaly lame movie on Mtv. it is easily the worst movie ever. it is called 'monster island movie' it is about people on an island with giant insects. the insects are suposed to be like normal insects, but they don't look, or act like it. they are made of plastic and just drop when one little arrow barley peirces their bodies. this girl can't sing... of course she is depressed. and now the main chick is some goddess and her people are dancing like retards while kicking the ants, as well as attacking with weapons. of course a flimsy arrow kills one, but an axe does nothing. wow, now a girl killed one by throwing an orange at its head. ok that is enough describing the crappy movie, i will post later to tell how it ended.

I really like the condom comercials are funny. but i hate the current trojan one with the confused and stupid looking guy. but i love the tampon comercial where she plugs up the boat. tampons are so usefull, i think everone should have a box.

SPOOKY, IT'S SUPER DARK

yea when we left the Y, it was so dark out i could honestly not see half of the parking lot or any area beyond it, very cool. i guess i had a good day, kinda boring. not a whole lot to say.

i just tried to pick a fight with some chick who has a bad temper. she thinks she is so much smarter than me with her vocabulary, but really, i know every word she says, i just don't use them often. then she blocked me, what a loser. im so bored, i really wanna do SOMETHING intersting, but i can't.

I. HATE. BUSH.

ok, so i see the news, and now, no more gay marages. wtf is that? and my fucking parents agree. now i know i have a weapon when HE really pisses me off, fucking bitch. now tell me, what is wrong with it. please do, give me one fucking good reason why gay marrage is bad. dickheads.

well im bad at ranting alot, so that is all i got
i'm so ashamed. (of my low rating ability)

*sigh* long weekend
that was a good sigh

well here it is, almost 11:30 on a wednsday, and I'm in the bahamas. the weather back in north dakota is frightning but in this appartment, im in a deluxe vacation home over-looking my private sunkissed beach with fine white sand, swaying palm trees, and emerald green waters. shure to you it may look like snow, a pine tree about to tip over from the wind, and frozen alge on the river, but I have no cares right now, because i have 2 glorious days off.

well now that i have made you all long for summer, and made a happy post, im going to move on to bitching. really all my bitching is of the most trivial kinda. first, feebas is the most annoying pokemon ever, next to tentacool. second, i need a boyfreind to share my tropical resort with. and finaly, i have no car tommorw, how am i going to get zim!

on a lighter note, i had my first real decent conversation with dave in a long time. its not that we dislike each other, i mean i love the kid, but we never see each other around, being 2 grades seperate so he is at central while im at MCC.

FILLER TIME!

Well, since nothing interesting happened today, I'm just going fill out one of those surveys in e-mail.

WOULD YOU RATHER...
1. ...pierce your nose or tongue? neither, if i had too, nose
2. ...be serious or be funny? funny
3. ...boxers or briefs? boxers
4. ...drink whole or skim milk? 2%
ARE YOU...
5. ...single or taken? single
6. ...simple or complicated? average?
DO YOU PREFER...
8. ...flowers or angels? angels
9. ...grey or gray? grey
10. ...colour or black-and-white photos? I'm an artist, so whichever suits the picture
11. ...lust or love? I haven't expereinced either
12. ...sunrise or sunset? sunset, especialy when it is orange and purple
13. ...M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
14. ...rap or rock? rock
15. ...staying up late or waking up early? staying up late
16. ...TV or radio? TV
17. ...calling it POP or SODA? soda
18. ...using Xs or Os in Tic-Tac-Toe? X
19. ...water or soda? Soda
20. ...eating apples or oranges? oranges
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
21. Do you have a crush? Not really
22. Who is it?
ONCE AGAIN, DO YOU PREFER...
23. ...being hot or cold? hot, cold makes me angry
24. ...tall members of the opposite sex or short? either, short is cute i guess
25. ...sun or moon? full moon or the littel slice of it, otherwise sun
26. ...emeralds or rubies? emeralds, because sonic rules
27. ...left or right? who cares?
28. ...having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend
29. ...sun or rain? i like rain but only if it is kinda hard and it is the eveneing of a warm sunny day
30. ...vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla w/ chocolate and penut butter
31. ...boys or girls? boys, duh
32. ...green beans or carrots? i like both, but carrots raw, green beans cooked
33. ...low fat or fat free? low fat
MISCELLANEOUS...
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? working at burgerking untill im 60
36. Kids or no kids? kids
37. Cat or dog? either
38. Half empty or half full? it is half full,
39. Mustard or ketchup? both
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? i don't care
41. Newspaper or magazines? magazines
42. Sandals or sneakers? sneakers, i love sandals but have ugly feet
43. Wonder or amazement? what kinda lame question is this?
44. Red car or white car? green
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? happy and poor
46. Singing or dancing? dancing
47. Hugging or kissing? *starts singing* never been kissed
48. Corduroy or plaid? Corduroy, plaid is funny
49. Happy or sad? hmm...happy
50. Purple or green? what shades?
51. Blondes, brunettes, or red heads? black
TELL US ABOUT YOU.
52. What time is it? 9:17
53. Name? Benjamin Jacob Strandberg
54. Nicknames? Ben, Jaco, Squirrel boy
55. Names and ages of siblings? Chad, 26 Mike, 29
56. Number of candles on your last bday cake? 16
57. Date that you regularly blow them out? 6/3 or the weekend after
58. Pets? Lucky, dog ; bonsai potato
59. Height? 6' even
60. Eye colour? green-yellow around the pupil
61. Hair colour? light brown/ dirty blonde
62. Piercing (s)? none
HAVE YOU EVER...
63. Had the drink Calypso Breeze? nope
64. Been in love? no
65. Been toilet-papering? nope
66. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? no
67. What Are Your Plans For School? pass, then go to a local college untill i decide what i wanna do with my life
69. How many kids do you want? 1 or 2
70. What kind of job do you want? I have no idea
71. Do you want to get married? if I can
WHO...
72. Makes you laugh the most? Jo, Mike, or Seth when he is online
73. The sweetest? hmm....dunno
74. The shyest? Seth in real life
75. The most outgoing? kim or joah

76. The most fun to be around? Jo, Kim, Joah, Mike,Lindsay, everyone

77. You go to for advice? depends on what i wanna know

78. Knows the most about you? Kim, Jo
79. It easier--guys or girls? what?
WHICH IS BETTER...
80. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
81. 2 doors or 4 (on a car)? mine is a 2 door...
82. Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? i vomit on both
83. Coffee or ice cream? ice cream
84. Shampoo or conditioner? 'poo, cuz you need it before the conditioner
85. Bridges or tunnels? i don't care
86. One pillow or two? two
87. Adidas or Nike? CONVERSE!
88. Nike or Reebok? CONVERSE!
89. Adidas or Reebok? CONVERSE!
WORD ASSOCIATION (first thing that comes to mind)
90. Green? pie
91. Peanut butter? brown
92. Roses? i first just get a picture of one
93. Spring? SPLASH! (sorry, im watching tv
94. Summer? Moo!
95. Winter? damnit
FAVORITES
96. Salad dressing? ranch or dorthy lynch
97. Colour of socks? white
98. Toothpaste? i don't care, but we usualy have mentadent
99. Food? oriental, random junk food
100. Subject in school? Art, Science
101. Flowers? i don't care
102. Colour? cerulan, ultramarine
103. Non-alcoholic drink? root beer, mt. dew, lemonade, twister kiwi strawberry juice
104. Country song? eww
105. Disney character? Scar
RANDOM QUESTIONS
106. When was your last hospital check-in? a few months ago
107. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? i honestly don't know
108. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no
109. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Suncoast, umm some clothes store
110. What type of car do you drive now? '78 buick lesabre (iguana green)
111. What do you do most often when you are bored? tv, computer
112. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away fromyou: Lindsay?
113. What is your favourite kind of clothes? pants are fun!
114. Are you open minded? very
115. Can you be in love with two people at the same time? i dunno
116. Bedtime? 10:30 on school nights, whenever all the other time
117. Most Humiliating moment: i don't remeber
118. Who do you think will respond to this fastest? respond?
119. Who the person you sent this to that is least likely to send it back? it's in a blog stupid!
120. What time is it now? 9:35 (queer eye rules!)

ANOTHER SUCKY DAY

yep, another sucky monday. we lost our student teacher in gym class, and i didn't think Mr. Penis (Johnson) could be worse, but he is. he yells like a jackass the whole hour and at least Mr. Shumway (or however his name was to be spelled) would let Jo and I just stand around. God, i just wanna kick Mr. Penis in the throat. The rest of school was ok.

Then there was rehersal. It was fun, except very long. Then orchestra, I barely had time to go home and eat a sammich. I didn't do my homework, but thats ok, cuz i hate reading and i have till 6th hour for my spanish.

It's sunday. I hate sundays because tommorow is monday, and that means gym. oh well, next week is only 3 days long so it will be more endurable.

Last night Gabe told me that he was at Megan's, as usual. anyway her mom walks in on them. He claims they weren't having sex, but he said they were "mac'n a little" whatever that means and the admited to being halfway naked.
IT ONLY TAKES BEING HALF NAKED TO DO THAT GABE!!!
well he got run out of the house and that story amused me greatly.

My dad made me go usher at church today, who knew that when you don't have to pay attention it goes by so much faster. there was also this one cute guy ushering as well, it was strange since they never have 2 younger ushers.

*yawn* well im going to be tired all day. i hope someone calls me or something or i will be insanley bored.

I am so bored, so I'm already making another post.
hopefully this one will appear since my first one isn't (at least for me)
well i have been playing Pokemon all day since i woke up and and i have got absolutly nothing done on the game but hatching my egg, evolving it to wobbuffet, and capturing a solrock as well as raised all my pokemon up levels. 5 hours of work and absolutly nothing done.
well im off to raise my solrock so i can hopefully defeat Flannery, the frikken bitch is hard.

Hi, my name is Ben. I am a junior in High school. My nicknames are Squirrel Boy or Jaco. I'm 16 years old and i am gay. Well, i supose that is enough basics about me. I will probly post later today as well for a real first entry