JESUS CHRIIST!

ok, so today i got spam in my inbox, as follows:

From: Eli Evangelist
Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:53:32 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Jesus Chriist offers eternal life
To: prayl001@bama.ua.edu, goldkear@gmail.com, suthernbabe1276@aol.com, whereistherepect@yahoo.com




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so i wrote him a reply:

WOW! THIS IS SIMPLY INCREDIBLE! I can feel Jesus Chriist coursing through my veins! PLEASE JESUS CHRIIST, COURSE RIGHT INTO MY HEART! HORRAY! I thank you for sending this e-mail to me, as i was having troubles with my Self directed life, and now that Jesus Chriist is on my throne i feel whole again. I only felt like about 3/4ths before. The pictures were very helpful to understand this, because before Jesus Chriist entered my life, I could not read the glowy letters... they were so bright it hurt my evil sinful man eyes. Thank you so much, I was struggling with homosexuality, but now i am all better! Jesus Chriist cured me of gayitis! HORRAY!!!111!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

hehe... if it develops i will keep you posted... i think next time i will coment on how bad i really like "Jesus Chriist" ;)

*sings* another man

ok... so here's how the story goes... this girl named meghan tells kim about this guy named zach... kim has been trying to find me a boyfreind for a while... and she tells me about him... i talk to him briefly and i decide i really like him... well the next day, i talk to him and for some reason or another i don't like him anymore, only as a freind. This is a good thing, as he was not interested in a relationship and neither kim nor meghan talked to him about it before hand... so yea.... i kinda flirt sometimes... but its really just for the helluvit... yea.. im a gemini, sue me.

so yea... thats pretty much whats been up the last several days... i was going to kinda keep it a secret between kim, meghan and I, but i felt the need to make a blog post, so i did. be happy kiddies... for your deaths will come soon enough.
wow... that was way not me to say... oh well, i said it! haha!

-lub ya!-
Ben-jamin'

More fucking dad problems

ok, first sorry about not posting in a while... i'm getting really lazy with this thing, but i will try and do it more now that im at school

now a couple weeks ago my mom went to california for a business trip, so my dad had to do the laundry. now i don't notice this till a few days ago, but my boyscout shirt that i wore is gone. i loved that shirt, it was just a tan boyscout shirt with no patches except the 'boyscouts of america' and the flag (i couldn't get the thing off).... anywho i go to ask him and he threw it awa "becuase" ass... we all know what "because" means... "BECAUSE I HATE FAGS LIKE YOU" what a wanker.... now just for the record here is a list of things of mine he as gotten rid of, in order:
1. flare pants from vanity - $20
2. (some time later) 2 genre magazines - $10 (i retrieved these)
3. 3 genre magazines (yea, after i bought a new one) - $15 (retreived again)
4. a "tough guys wear pink" sticker - about $2
5. boy scout shirt - (this is a guess) $30
total: $77
so yea, as far as he knows he has thrown away ALOT of money.... of course you could suptract about 25 dollars coz i still have the 'zines, but he doesn't know that..... what a wanker
come to think of it... i don't know where my pride braclet is... i bet i just forgot where, but if he threw that toooo... i swear last fuckin straw.... in fact if he so much as says the word 'gay' im ganna freak out

ok... on to more plesant things... these girls at work were talking about me... i hope they weren't talking about my horrible complexion.... *paranoid

ok, im done for now... maybe more later